journal

Thanks to spammers, this blog cannot die.

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

It’s undead. Thanks guys.

As Dead As A Blog.

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Give up or try harder?
There’s so much to think/write about, but the more interesting the topic gets, the less I am convinced I can. As a bonus, I can come out with the omnipotential have-no-time come-off. But I am just as lazy as this blog is dead.

Pickled Hermelín cheese /// four ways to NH paradise

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

There’s a czech evergreen argument between the lovers of pickled Hermelín cheese (abbr. as NH - Nakládáný Hermelín) and Niva chees balls, overwhelming time, social status and form of communication. (Hermelín is a Brie- or Camembert-like cheese and Niva is a typical czech blue cheese.) I am not going to try to absolve the conflict, […]

The penalty for killing a man lower than for sharing the Simpsons movie

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

Thanks to a funny coincidence, Czech Republic was the first place in the world, where the Simpsons movie first (legally) appeared. And as the temptation for superiority in releasing movies for the majority of non-cinema viewers peaked, the first czech CAM came to light.

The sad part of this story is that the nineteen-year-old pirate hero […]

Mike Patton in despair, but The Crassitude strikes back

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

“Are you hearing this shit?” breathes out Mike Patton with despair in his face, listening to the Wolfmother live show while being interviewed. “What year you are in? Forgive me, but Wolfmother, you suck… Help me, am I fucking crazy? Oh my god, enough already! Are people that stupid? I guess they are. I […]

Before Christ, Blasted Cyanide, Bored Cynic, Bargain Crisis, Bust Cauchon, Breed Colour, Beef Cephalus, Bar Casket or simply… Bc.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Did you get it? I hope so. I haven’t yet. I dont get it. The reality has to shrink to size of balls of a smelly metrosexual. The singularity appears every minute, as the precious seconds tick… tack……
God was wrong! I am….
Bc.
If you wonder why I am so suprised, astonished, stun rigid and what’s this […]

iLlegal iTunes:
Ourway or Norway?

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

After months of discussion about copylefting and legal-music, which was getting rather cold, Norway gets its new and biting statement: iTunes will be legal no more. As MSNBC says:
Apple was dealt a blow in Europe on Wednesday when Norway’s powerful consumer ombudsman ruled that its iTunes online music store was illegal because it did not […]

Can stress lead to laziness and apathy?

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Because I am the living evidence.
Of course I read all the “9 ways to be productive”, “10 steps for your heatly life” or “150 things you have to do to get from the fact your both parents were brothers with pedophilic proclivity”, but none of them speaks about laziness as a symptom of stress!
Maybe you […]

Černá Sanitka | URBAN LEGENDs story-book

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Ever heard of unbeliavable stories your friend’s cousin told you? HIV Needles in cinemas, tube seats, coin returns; razorblades in slides; sperm in chinese/vietnamese/arabic fast-food’s mayonnaise? Thousands of remarkable and widespread stories gather under one title: URBAN LEGEND.

Urban legend
Urban legends are a specific class of legend, differentiated from “ordinary” legends by their being provided and […]

SLAM POETRY final in Brno (CZE), 11. 11. 2006

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

UPDATED: Bootleg of the show in mp3s!!
Fresh feelings of the yesterday’s slam poetry final round.
Beware of the intellectuals! Got some? Slam ‘em.

Monolectics!
Slam poetry is a poetry contest, as you might have realised… the aim is both recitation and performance. The authors are trying to say something, but they also care for the way they do […]